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A View From The Capital Part Two: Yerevan


From the top of the Cascade Complex. Mount Ararat can be seen in the distance

To approach Yerevan from the north is to enter a mildly hallucinatory state. One has just passed through the exquisite foothills of the Lower Caucasus and is faced with a valley where zoning rules do not reach and where whatever can be built is being built, wherever there is room. The outskirts of the city resemble nothing so much as the pieces of a child’s model town set thrown into the air and left wherever they landed- here a McMansion that would not look out of place in the more vulgarly wealthy precincts of the US, sidled up next to corrugated tin shacks; there a primary school with a splendid view of a cement factory. Brand new Audis cut off Lada Nivas  as they tear towards downtown. It is as lawless a suburban landscape as could be imagined. Looming over it all is Ararat, the spiritual symbol of the nation despite the fact that it is ruled over by a bitter enemy. The visual confusion resolves itself as one nears the outskirts of the city proper: rows upon rows of deeply stereotypical Soviet buildings, the architect’s brief calling for his usual grey, forbidding and dilapidated. Even an optimist begins to fear the worst for this town.

Armenia – monasteries and lounge bars in 40 degree heat 

We only spent five days in Armenia, for several reasons: (i) Georgia was so great that we ate into a significant amount of time allocated to Armenia; (ii) the main attraction of Armenia is its monasteries, and we were fearful of suffering monastery fatigue – which was already threatening in Georgia; (iii) any other activity which involved spending much time outside was off the cards: it was 40 degrees C every day; (iv) it’s very difficult to get around Armenia as an independent traveller unless you have your own car; (v) Armenian driving is euphemistically described by Lonely Planet as “erratic”; (vi) both our arrival and departure dates were dictated by the infrequent transport from Tbilisi and to Astana. However we saw a lot in those five days and really enjoyed our time in this country.

We took a small tour from Tbilisi (the capital of Georgia) to Yerevan (the capital of Armenia) so that we could see the sights in northern Armenia which we would inevitably be going past if we took public transport. A small hostel chain, Envoy, ran a tour from their Yerevan hostel to their Tbilisi hostel every Friday and then did the return trip every Saturday (somewhat surprisingly the third hostel in the chain is in Phnom Penh…). So on Saturday 5 August 2017 we jumped in a minibus with our excellent guide, a young Armenian woman who spoke great English having spent an academic year in Colorado as a teenager. She was a recent university graduate who knew a sufficient amount about her subject, was keen to share it with us and even keener to enjoy the company of our international group. After a dearth of Americans (which Chris normally likes as he then feels special) we found ourselves in the company of four, including two Peace Corps volunteers who were taking a short holiday in Armenia before returning to teach English in Georgia. Most of our conversation was either with these two guys or our entertaining guide.

After only an hour or so we were at the border. This was my first ever controlled land border crossing and it was pretty straightforward, although there was inevitably a decent amount of queue jumping, including the border guard allowing some people to come to the front.

A View From the Capital: CIS Capitals and What They Say (Part 1: Tbilisi)


I have always been drawn to cities. To a detached mind they offer unparalleled scope for observation; there is simply more stuff to consider in the course of a walk than can be found in the countryside. They also provide the individual with a greater opportunity to have what might be called “positive unanticipated social interactions”, or as James Howard Kunstler puts in his work The Geography of Nowhere,

“You are able to see other people along the way. You may even have a conversation with a stranger. This is called meeting people, the quintessential urban pleasure. (Or else it is called a mugging, the quintessential urban calamity.)”

I have further been drawn to cities as laboratories for how built environments influence human activity- how they affect how we work, how we socialize, how we express our political rights (or lack thereof!). Visiting six different national capitals in a short period of time offers the amateur urbanist a great opportunity to examine what, in the physical landscape, is privileged and prized in each and to consider what this may say about the societies that built them. It is even more interesting, to my mind, to be able to case study five capitals of countries that all received their independence, from the same central government, at the same time. Interwoven in these relatively new national capitals (though most were SSR capitals) is a story about the past 26 years, about fledgling countries coming to grips with their independence and with their relationship to their history, to Russia and to the rest of the world. So let’s begin with the first one appropriately first.

The Variety of Georgia – Kutaisi, Kakheti, Kazbegi

On Saturday 22 July we had a truly excellent breakfast at our guesthouse in Gori. Breakfasts in Georgia were pretty much all great. You would arrive to find the table laid with bread, jam, ham, cheese and obviously the  Georgian classic: tomato and cucumber salad, at some homes the breakfast version thankfully didn’t include coriander. Just as you would be tucking into that, your hostess (or occasionally host) would appear with some additional items, ranging from eggs to khinkali (meat dumplings, a national delicacy). Sometimes your hostess would then come back with a second round of hot food. We never finished all the food we were given at breakfast in Georgia. On this particular day our hostess arrived not only with omelette but also with pancakes which she appeared to have fried in sugar – they were absolutely delicious.

Stuffed we then headed off to the train station and this time managed to successfully get on the train to Kutaisi, where the Georgian parliament was recently moved to.

The train was an old Soviet train, with signage all in Russian. It was packed full of Georgians leaving the heat of Tbilisi with their children to spend the rest of the summer in the countryside. The journey was long as the train went painfully slowly, stopped at every tiny village we went past, and then it took 45 minutes to reconfigure the train as only one of the five carriages was going all the way to Kutaisi. However the journey was comfortable, there was a decent toilet by train standards and we got to experience the renowned Georgian hospitality.

We shared a compartment with a man around our age and a woman with her two sons aged 10 and 8. The boys were playing around and we smiled at them whenever we caught their eye and said gamargoba (“hello”, not to be confused with gamargos – “cheers”). After about an hour, Chris and I were standing in the corridor of the train, looking out of the window when the older boy came over and offered us what turned out to be a bean pasty. We weren’t hungry due to our massive breakfast, but knew it would be rude to refuse. We sat down in the carriage and realised that the boys were each eating a pie, but the mother wasn’t – she must have given us her own lunch. We tried to return it, but without success. This conversation did reveal that the woman and the oldest son spoke excellent English, and we spent the rest of the journey chatting to them.  The boys showed us videos of their performances of traditional dance, and we in turn showed them our wedding photos. We got on so well that apparently the old man in the next compartment thought that we were guests of the family.

Chris Reviews Brews (Part 1 of a Series)

I begin by sharing two stories, both from Kyrgyzstan.

The first is that while horse riding along Lake Song-Kol (I believe Kol and Kul merely mean “lake” in Kyrgyz, so this is a bit like saying Lake Song Lake but it is what everyone calls it in English), we stopped at a yurt camp with our guide to sleep for the evening. Shortly after we arrived a large number of middle-aged Kyrgyz entered the camp. These were, we learned, friends of the patriarch of the family that ran the yurt camp, and they had come for a big party. A little while later, while Grace was off to the privy, I was standing outside when some of the party spotted me. The loudest of the bunch, a man with an impressive array of gold teeth (if he had any real teeth remaining, they weren’t obvious) approached and asked where I was from. I told him I was American and he shouted “TRUMP” in my face, assaulting both my ears and my nose with the scent of pure booze. Older Kyrgyz men frequently shout TRUMP upon making my acquaintance; one earlier that day declared me “SON OF TRUMP,” causing peals of laughter from the assemblage and a deep sense within me of having gotten clowned.

Back at the yurt another of the men declared, “Trump хорошо, Obama хорошо, Putin хорошо” (Trump is good, Obama is good, Putin is good). While I couldn’t quite get on board with his judgment of world leaders I appreciated his broadmindedness. Thus acquainted, I was taken by the arm towards where their cars were parked to try “schnapps”. At this point Grace returned and we both had shots of vodka pushed into our hands with the instruction to down in one. This repeated twice more in short order. The men seemed particularly impressed with Grace’s fortitude and all wanted to take pictures with her.


Grace and our new comrades

“No Easy Money”: Travels through Central Georgia

We arrived in Tbilisi, the capital of Georgia, at around 5 AM, our flight from Athens having been delayed by about an hour. Our first day in the city was spent recuperating from the ungodly flight time and exploring the old city and the modern east bank of the river. I think we will have more to say about our time in Tbilisi as we revisited this vibrant and beautiful city several times over the course of our travels in Georgia, so I won’t dwell on it too much in this post except to say that our first days were spent wandering the streets of the city and getting acquainted with Georgian food and drink.

Mountains, glaciers, rivers, towers and cows – hiking in Svaneti, Georgia

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This post is slightly out of  chronological order, but I wanted to share our experience in Svaneti, a region in the Great Caucusus of Georgia, which was the most fascinating part of our trip to the country. We did a four day hike through extraordinarily varied mountain scenery, met a number of fellow travellers on the journey and by staying in guesthouses got a real insight into life in this isolated region, known for its medieval towers built to protect the villagers from their neighbours due to significant blood feuds in the area.
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A classic Svan tower 

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle of Democracy

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Athens

Leaving Santorini, we took a very pleasant flight to Athens’ shiny-looking airport, followed by an easy train ride straight into Monastiraki Station, in the heart of the city. Emerging from the metro station we were immediately greeted by a massive classical ruin. I was to discover that this was in fact Hadrian’s Library, famous as the largest library in Roman Athens, but I began to wonder whether we would be accidentally tripping over monumental architecture everywhere we went. We walked to our hostel in the neighborhood of Psyrri, which although close to the Acropolis and other sights had a cool feel, the restaurants and bars not looking like their sole intention was to separate tourist from cash. Having checked into our room, which although not a patch on our abode in Santorini (no cave jacuzzi ☹) was still more than adequate, we sat at a pleasant jazz cafe on a little square and had some lunch.

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Hadrian’s Library, apparently not a run of the mill ruin.

We then set out for the Acropolis, with some unfortunate twists and turns as we were approaching from the north and apparently all of the entrances were to the south. We were apparently not the only people to fall prey to this error, as we got stuck behind a large German family while trying to wend our way out of a neighborhood where the typical domestic adornments included spray-painting “FUK THA POLICE” in massive letters on the roof of your own house.

Some Further Santorinan Thoughts

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On Explosions

“Tis laid all these Islands role from the bottom of the Sea. What a rather frightful sight to see he teeming Earth bring forth such unwieldy dens! What prodigious force must there needs be, to move ’em, displace ’em, and lift ’em above the Water! No wonder the Port of Santorin has no bottom: the Hollow whence that Island issued, must by mechanical Necessity at the same time be occupy’d by a like Bulk of Water. What Shocks, what Concussions must have been excited in the Neighbourhood of it, when this Abyss all of a sudden fill’d it self up again!”

-Joseph Pitton de Tournefort, A Voyage Into the Levant…3v., 1741. From Travels in the Southern Cyclades, ed. John L. Tomkinson, 2013.

Hey our man Pitton de Tournefort may have been a bit overexcited but there is no question that Santorini’s history is marked by some fairly incredible geological incidents.  The Minoan Eruption of Thera of approximately 1600 BC was one of the largest volcanic events in history. The Theran volcano produced four times as much ash as the Krakatoa eruption of the 19th century and caused a tsunami that may have been as high as 150 meters, devastating the eastern half of Crete; the 2011 tsunami that led to the Fukushima nuclear disaster in Japan, which was caused by the largest earthquake ever recorded in that country, led to waves of only 40 meters. The explosion blew Earth off of its axis and is theorized by some academics to have led to or contributed to the downfall of Minoan civilization. The effect on the atmosphere was enormous; tree rings from as far as California register a significant climatic event from 1628 BC. The explosion ripped the island into pieces, creating a horseshoe-shaped main island, Santorini (or Thira) and a smaller second island, Thirasia. Subsequent volcanic events created the islands of Palea (Old) and Nea (New) Kameni; the former appearing as if a rocky, greenish lump of western Ireland had been dropped in the Aegean, its younger brother naught more than a barren lump of black stones. Pitton De Tournfort describes the eruption leading to the formation of Nea Kameni thus: “a prodigious quantity of Pumice-Stones was seen to arise from the Port of Santorin; that they ascended from the bottom of the Sea with such noise and impetuosity, tha one would have thought ’em to be the Bursts of Cannon. At Scio, above 200 miles from the place, they fancy’d the Venetian Army was fighting the Turks.”

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The “Black Island,” Nea Kameni

The Honeymoon – Santorini

As Chris has said, we arrived in Santorini on Wednesday 12 July 2017. What he did not say was that I was the first person through passport control. It was great, it felt like one of those days in London when you are the first person off the tube right by the exit and therefore the first person from your train onto the central line/the street. Except better, because you’re on holiday, rather than on your way to work.

We then left Santorini for Athens on Sunday 16 July. My key observations from Santorini are (in no particular order):

• Sunsets: fantastic, never seen any better. We had a 160 degree view of the sea from our balcony and scheduled our evenings around being home for sunset, save for one night when we watched it from a catamaran (thanks to Chris’s brother Rob for that beautiful and memorable wedding present). This is us, on the boat, at sunset, by the Red Beach (no prizes for guessing why it’s called the Red Beach):

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• Food: delicious. Whatever vitamins there are in tomatoes, we have exceeded our recommended daily allowance. According to a fellow tourist we overheard at a restaurant, this is because American tomatoes are picked under-ripe and injected with nitrogen…The feta was also delicious, which I cannot explain as the marvel of the EU means that feta in Greece should be the same as feta in England…

• Animals: everywhere. It is impossible to eat a meal out in Santorini without some dog or cat trying to badger you. I saw some idiots feeding the animals from their plate and glared at them. We also saw a donkey making its way up Pyrgos at a fair pace. It would have overtaken us had we not gone a different way.

• Beach: not worth it if you have your own cave jacuzzi. Seriously, get a cave jacuzzi, it will be your best ever holiday decision.

• Culture: we were very pleasantly surprised by how much there is to do in Santorini and how much of it has yet to be tainted by mass tourism. We stayed in the medieval capital of the island, Pyrgos. There are clearly tourists there, but we also saw plenty of local people, including our neighbour. He enjoyed the sunset with us on the first night, whilst blasting out Greek folk music, but on other nights clearly determined early on that this wouldn’t be a perfect sunset and simply gave us a wave and listened to his tunes down in his house (still loud enough for us to hear – don’t you worry). Following a recommendation from the captain of our catamaran, we also had a great time exploring the extremely narrow “streets” of the village of Emporio. We also visited the ancient city of Akrotiri, destroyed by an earthquake in c. 1613 BC and the two museums in Thira which include artifacts from the site.

Doorsteps in Emporio (you’d better like your neighbours):IMG_3859

A storage room or an ancient “bank” in Akrotiri, the experts can’t decide:IMG_3754

So for all of the above, and many more, reasons, we had a wonderful fun, relaxing and eye-opening time in Santorini. After that R&R we were ready to start our backpacking adventure…

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