The Newlywed Adventures of Grace and Chris

Month: August 2017

Chris Reviews Brews (Part 1 of a Series)

I begin by sharing two stories, both from Kyrgyzstan.

The first is that while horse riding along Lake Song-Kol (I believe Kol and Kul merely mean “lake” in Kyrgyz, so this is a bit like saying Lake Song Lake but it is what everyone calls it in English), we stopped at a yurt camp with our guide to sleep for the evening. Shortly after we arrived a large number of middle-aged Kyrgyz entered the camp. These were, we learned, friends of the patriarch of the family that ran the yurt camp, and they had come for a big party. A little while later, while Grace was off to the privy, I was standing outside when some of the party spotted me. The loudest of the bunch, a man with an impressive array of gold teeth (if he had any real teeth remaining, they weren’t obvious) approached and asked where I was from. I told him I was American and he shouted “TRUMP” in my face, assaulting both my ears and my nose with the scent of pure booze. Older Kyrgyz men frequently shout TRUMP upon making my acquaintance; one earlier that day declared me “SON OF TRUMP,” causing peals of laughter from the assemblage and a deep sense within me of having gotten clowned.

Back at the yurt another of the men declared, “Trump хорошо, Obama хорошо, Putin хорошо” (Trump is good, Obama is good, Putin is good). While I couldn’t quite get on board with his judgment of world leaders I appreciated his broadmindedness. Thus acquainted, I was taken by the arm towards where their cars were parked to try “schnapps”. At this point Grace returned and we both had shots of vodka pushed into our hands with the instruction to down in one. This repeated twice more in short order. The men seemed particularly impressed with Grace’s fortitude and all wanted to take pictures with her.


Grace and our new comrades

“No Easy Money”: Travels through Central Georgia

We arrived in Tbilisi, the capital of Georgia, at around 5 AM, our flight from Athens having been delayed by about an hour. Our first day in the city was spent recuperating from the ungodly flight time and exploring the old city and the modern east bank of the river. I think we will have more to say about our time in Tbilisi as we revisited this vibrant and beautiful city several times over the course of our travels in Georgia, so I won’t dwell on it too much in this post except to say that our first days were spent wandering the streets of the city and getting acquainted with Georgian food and drink.

Mountains, glaciers, rivers, towers and cows – hiking in Svaneti, Georgia

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This post is slightly out of  chronological order, but I wanted to share our experience in Svaneti, a region in the Great Caucusus of Georgia, which was the most fascinating part of our trip to the country. We did a four day hike through extraordinarily varied mountain scenery, met a number of fellow travellers on the journey and by staying in guesthouses got a real insight into life in this isolated region, known for its medieval towers built to protect the villagers from their neighbours due to significant blood feuds in the area.
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A classic Svan tower 

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle of Democracy

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Athens

Leaving Santorini, we took a very pleasant flight to Athens’ shiny-looking airport, followed by an easy train ride straight into Monastiraki Station, in the heart of the city. Emerging from the metro station we were immediately greeted by a massive classical ruin. I was to discover that this was in fact Hadrian’s Library, famous as the largest library in Roman Athens, but I began to wonder whether we would be accidentally tripping over monumental architecture everywhere we went. We walked to our hostel in the neighborhood of Psyrri, which although close to the Acropolis and other sights had a cool feel, the restaurants and bars not looking like their sole intention was to separate tourist from cash. Having checked into our room, which although not a patch on our abode in Santorini (no cave jacuzzi ☹) was still more than adequate, we sat at a pleasant jazz cafe on a little square and had some lunch.

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Hadrian’s Library, apparently not a run of the mill ruin.

We then set out for the Acropolis, with some unfortunate twists and turns as we were approaching from the north and apparently all of the entrances were to the south. We were apparently not the only people to fall prey to this error, as we got stuck behind a large German family while trying to wend our way out of a neighborhood where the typical domestic adornments included spray-painting “FUK THA POLICE” in massive letters on the roof of your own house.

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