The Newlywed Adventures of Grace and Chris

Author: Grace

Armenia – monasteries and lounge bars in 40 degree heat 

We only spent five days in Armenia, for several reasons: (i) Georgia was so great that we ate into a significant amount of time allocated to Armenia; (ii) the main attraction of Armenia is its monasteries, and we were fearful of suffering monastery fatigue – which was already threatening in Georgia; (iii) any other activity which involved spending much time outside was off the cards: it was 40 degrees C every day; (iv) it’s very difficult to get around Armenia as an independent traveller unless you have your own car; (v) Armenian driving is euphemistically described by Lonely Planet as “erratic”; (vi) both our arrival and departure dates were dictated by the infrequent transport from Tbilisi and to Astana. However we saw a lot in those five days and really enjoyed our time in this country.

We took a small tour from Tbilisi (the capital of Georgia) to Yerevan (the capital of Armenia) so that we could see the sights in northern Armenia which we would inevitably be going past if we took public transport. A small hostel chain, Envoy, ran a tour from their Yerevan hostel to their Tbilisi hostel every Friday and then did the return trip every Saturday (somewhat surprisingly the third hostel in the chain is in Phnom Penh…). So on Saturday 5 August 2017 we jumped in a minibus with our excellent guide, a young Armenian woman who spoke great English having spent an academic year in Colorado as a teenager. She was a recent university graduate who knew a sufficient amount about her subject, was keen to share it with us and even keener to enjoy the company of our international group. After a dearth of Americans (which Chris normally likes as he then feels special) we found ourselves in the company of four, including two Peace Corps volunteers who were taking a short holiday in Armenia before returning to teach English in Georgia. Most of our conversation was either with these two guys or our entertaining guide.

After only an hour or so we were at the border. This was my first ever controlled land border crossing and it was pretty straightforward, although there was inevitably a decent amount of queue jumping, including the border guard allowing some people to come to the front.

The Variety of Georgia – Kutaisi, Kakheti, Kazbegi

On Saturday 22 July we had a truly excellent breakfast at our guesthouse in Gori. Breakfasts in Georgia were pretty much all great. You would arrive to find the table laid with bread, jam, ham, cheese and obviously the  Georgian classic: tomato and cucumber salad, at some homes the breakfast version thankfully didn’t include coriander. Just as you would be tucking into that, your hostess (or occasionally host) would appear with some additional items, ranging from eggs to khinkali (meat dumplings, a national delicacy). Sometimes your hostess would then come back with a second round of hot food. We never finished all the food we were given at breakfast in Georgia. On this particular day our hostess arrived not only with omelette but also with pancakes which she appeared to have fried in sugar – they were absolutely delicious.

Stuffed we then headed off to the train station and this time managed to successfully get on the train to Kutaisi, where the Georgian parliament was recently moved to.

The train was an old Soviet train, with signage all in Russian. It was packed full of Georgians leaving the heat of Tbilisi with their children to spend the rest of the summer in the countryside. The journey was long as the train went painfully slowly, stopped at every tiny village we went past, and then it took 45 minutes to reconfigure the train as only one of the five carriages was going all the way to Kutaisi. However the journey was comfortable, there was a decent toilet by train standards and we got to experience the renowned Georgian hospitality.

We shared a compartment with a man around our age and a woman with her two sons aged 10 and 8. The boys were playing around and we smiled at them whenever we caught their eye and said gamargoba (“hello”, not to be confused with gamargos – “cheers”). After about an hour, Chris and I were standing in the corridor of the train, looking out of the window when the older boy came over and offered us what turned out to be a bean pasty. We weren’t hungry due to our massive breakfast, but knew it would be rude to refuse. We sat down in the carriage and realised that the boys were each eating a pie, but the mother wasn’t – she must have given us her own lunch. We tried to return it, but without success. This conversation did reveal that the woman and the oldest son spoke excellent English, and we spent the rest of the journey chatting to them.  The boys showed us videos of their performances of traditional dance, and we in turn showed them our wedding photos. We got on so well that apparently the old man in the next compartment thought that we were guests of the family.

Mountains, glaciers, rivers, towers and cows – hiking in Svaneti, Georgia

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This post is slightly out of  chronological order, but I wanted to share our experience in Svaneti, a region in the Great Caucusus of Georgia, which was the most fascinating part of our trip to the country. We did a four day hike through extraordinarily varied mountain scenery, met a number of fellow travellers on the journey and by staying in guesthouses got a real insight into life in this isolated region, known for its medieval towers built to protect the villagers from their neighbours due to significant blood feuds in the area.
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A classic Svan tower 

The Honeymoon – Santorini

As Chris has said, we arrived in Santorini on Wednesday 12 July 2017. What he did not say was that I was the first person through passport control. It was great, it felt like one of those days in London when you are the first person off the tube right by the exit and therefore the first person from your train onto the central line/the street. Except better, because you’re on holiday, rather than on your way to work.

We then left Santorini for Athens on Sunday 16 July. My key observations from Santorini are (in no particular order):

• Sunsets: fantastic, never seen any better. We had a 160 degree view of the sea from our balcony and scheduled our evenings around being home for sunset, save for one night when we watched it from a catamaran (thanks to Chris’s brother Rob for that beautiful and memorable wedding present). This is us, on the boat, at sunset, by the Red Beach (no prizes for guessing why it’s called the Red Beach):

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• Food: delicious. Whatever vitamins there are in tomatoes, we have exceeded our recommended daily allowance. According to a fellow tourist we overheard at a restaurant, this is because American tomatoes are picked under-ripe and injected with nitrogen…The feta was also delicious, which I cannot explain as the marvel of the EU means that feta in Greece should be the same as feta in England…

• Animals: everywhere. It is impossible to eat a meal out in Santorini without some dog or cat trying to badger you. I saw some idiots feeding the animals from their plate and glared at them. We also saw a donkey making its way up Pyrgos at a fair pace. It would have overtaken us had we not gone a different way.

• Beach: not worth it if you have your own cave jacuzzi. Seriously, get a cave jacuzzi, it will be your best ever holiday decision.

• Culture: we were very pleasantly surprised by how much there is to do in Santorini and how much of it has yet to be tainted by mass tourism. We stayed in the medieval capital of the island, Pyrgos. There are clearly tourists there, but we also saw plenty of local people, including our neighbour. He enjoyed the sunset with us on the first night, whilst blasting out Greek folk music, but on other nights clearly determined early on that this wouldn’t be a perfect sunset and simply gave us a wave and listened to his tunes down in his house (still loud enough for us to hear – don’t you worry). Following a recommendation from the captain of our catamaran, we also had a great time exploring the extremely narrow “streets” of the village of Emporio. We also visited the ancient city of Akrotiri, destroyed by an earthquake in c. 1613 BC and the two museums in Thira which include artifacts from the site.

Doorsteps in Emporio (you’d better like your neighbours):IMG_3859

A storage room or an ancient “bank” in Akrotiri, the experts can’t decide:IMG_3754

So for all of the above, and many more, reasons, we had a wonderful fun, relaxing and eye-opening time in Santorini. After that R&R we were ready to start our backpacking adventure…

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